adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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(via basedhomucifer)

neyagawa:

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent

(via miscaitlin)

  • american person: *writes date*
  • me: but there is no 15th month

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

(via coluring)

frankenstinwentmad:

richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

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what am i looking at

(Source: distimiya, via svvagy)

slaterton:

romangod:

what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”

i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel

(via relahvant)