i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
- me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
- me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
so i bought this chocolate lollipop
and this is what i fucking got
instagram vs. real life