andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via free-booty)

  • me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
  • me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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(Source: shovel-girl, via tyleroakley)

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi, via unescapable)

the-walking-superwholock:

moonemojii:

so i bought this chocolate lollipop
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and this is what i fucking got
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instagram vs. real life

(via wrong-page)

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

(Source: meladoodle, via liightup)